Friday 22 April 2016

Taking Command!

For the last week that I have been in this place, I have been making sure every one knows that I am the one that rules things around here. There is this annoying dog that wanted to become friends. To think a peasant wanting to be friends with the queen. I made sure he knew his place. Then there is this very stupid male cat who used to rule things. He keeps on trying to ask me out on a date, but we all know that he just wants information. My boy carries me past these strange creatures once in a while. They are not very smart, except for one small black rooster. He doesn't say much but I know he is the most deadly. Luckily these strange creatures are stuck in a wire box. I am pretty sure every one knows who is running this joint now... except that stupid male cat. He just doesn't get the point.

I can now rest after I chased the dog and intimidated the cat... finally, peace and quiet.

Friday 8 April 2016

Humans!

Today is the second days of misery. I've only gotten two resting points. Three I guess if you count this one. But the two rests have been nice. The boy will snuggle with me and reassures me that he will protect me.
But the toilet accommodations are horrible. There is this little piece of paper they call a pee pad with a little bit of cat litter.
 Also just when I was starting to get conferrable in that contraption they call a train, my boy stuffed me back into the box. This means 2 things. One I can't move around very well. Also it means that I will get jostled a lot while boy is carrying me and three other bags.

Here we are in the Paris train station. As you can see my compatriot hides well. The advantages of being black! However I'm better looking.


At the moment I am in an ok hotel where I can at least stretch my legs. Ala is attempting to hypnotise the humans so that they won't put us back into the boxes. I don't know how this is going. But I suspect that it won't work.
Today the humans took us to the vet. There was a very stupid dog in there. He felt threatened by any dog his size or bigger. Luckily there was a very strong woman to hold the dog back. Then after a long wait with dogs barking we did nothing except a little beep. But now we are back nice a safe in the room with all our needs and the humans are ready to snuggle us. So that is my report for today.


Clara Out!